| Happy Holidays lowly mortals. Look, I'm featured in the funnies!
Istari Chess Champion, 1st Age 1267. ::blows on fist. Grins:: Feel my WRATH.
-Saruman Ohoho, yes **grins** I'm liking that muchly. **grabs a copy of the button and sticks it on the forehead of a passing by elf** ~ Frodo  VIVA EL POTTER-RESISTANCE!!! ::raises fist in the air:: X Pippin Hello, people. **grumbles** So, the latest thing on Aragorn's Almight List Of Things To Do When One Is A King, is Peacekeeping and Being Friendly with Fellow Kingdoms. Unfortunately for me. So, how does he go about PBFFK? Throws a big party, of course. Honestly. Don't boys ever grow up? Soooo, he's invited Rohan, Minas Tirith, blah blah blah so on so on. And I'm in charge of the party preparations. Sod. **sighs** Ahvell, at least Eowyn will be here, this time. I hope she just doesn't want me to go out hunting for Wild Men again...movie be damned! I can't ride a horse! -- Arwen Pancakes? Yum. I'm not very good at cooking, but there's a few things I can cook. Like pancakes, for instance. I'm not so good at eggs, as I break the yokes. But I can make toast ::snirt:: But seriously, I can do a few things. Like a Waldorf salad, hawhaw, and waffles. And what else? Hummm, I can make spaghetti, yummm, I love that. There's other stuff I can do, but I'm too bored to think of them right now. Did that make sense? Eh, who cares? ::shrugs::
Xxx Pippin Took Note to self: remind Aragorn to remove smoke alarms for kitchen, or the whole castle will end up evacuating every time I make pancakes for breakfast. **nods firmly** -- Arwen ::laughing to himself, quickly scribbles down "STUPID ARAGORN!!! Stealing pants, all the time!! Stealing some Blynk girl's pants and talking in his sleep about wanting IN the same pants". Continues laughing evily to himself as he walks off:: *mutters* Ohhh, she'll like this... ::laughs again as he disappears out of sight::
Xxx Pippin STUPID ARAGORN!!! Stealing pants, all the time!! Stealing some Blynk girl's pants and talking in his sleep about wanting IN the same pants and THEN I got pushed off the cliff by that Kirryn girl (who is Frodo's bitch. I know these things) AND THEN when I finally climb back up, Aragorn waltzes in and tell me to darn his socks and accusing me of have PERMANANT PMS and bloody hell, DO I LOOK JEALOUS TO YOU?! **mutters under her breath** By the way, Saruman. Why don't you just kick that Grimy twerp out? I'd do the same to Aragorn, but he's a great fu--I mean, he's king and all that!! -- Arwen **whispers** Hello, cousin Pippin!! Welcome to the insa--blog. **still whispering, sneaking around** And Arwen, I'm here because you wouldn't go. Remember all that "you shall go in my stead" stuff? Huh. Your father always said you were moodier than Gandalf on a bad day. **coughs** Anyway...Project: Escape Valinor is now in effect. In which I escape Valinor, no da. I think I'm allergic to elves. Kirryn, if you get me out of Valinor, I'll...**draws a blank** Random Elf: Why, that's a nice blank you've drawn there! Such style!! **runs off laughing like a loon** @_@; Help...must leave...Valinor...psychotic elves... ~ Frodo Oy! It's Pippin here. I can't believe I'm in one of these little group blog things, veerrry spiffy indeed ^^ Blynk had to explain a few things to me, like certain abbrveiations I should use (like XD), and smilies, like the one I just did. I think I've got it down for the most part. If I screw up, ah, I dun give a shit really :P Hello cousin Frodo! Valinor? Sugar-high elves? "Whoa, buddy whoa." XD! Reminds me of a certain story involving pixie sticks and Dr. Pepper ("Dr. Pippin!"), buuuttt that's fer another day :D Arwen's Saruman's bitch? Whoaaaa O.o Uh, be proud if you er, think it seems fit then eh? Ehheh... ::weirded look:: Hey Saruman, better get some Mr. Clean eh? XD "Pant-stealing husband" LOL! HahaHAH Arwen!!! Oooh you're jealous now aren't ya? Heh heh heh... "Sunday Sunday SUNDAY!" Do those car commercials annoy anybody else? They annoy me. They use the same guy all the time too. I bet he gets lots of money. Yep. I'm rambling. Yep. ...Speaking of days, Monday is Columbus Day. Y'know, I think it's unfair really. I mean, why isn't there an Amerigo Vespucci (sp?) day? F*cking unfair if ya ask me. Hey Blynk- "F*CK COLUMBUS!" Hahaha!! :D Though why should I care? I'm from Middle Earth, not the USA, duhr. Oh well. F*ck Columbus anyway, hahaha XD ROTFLMAO!!! HAHAHA Frodo! Hah that's so f*cking funny XD Next thing you know, he'll be a Leggo! ROTFL oh yeah that'll be the day XD Well kiddies, it's time for me to go. But don't cry, I'll be back, hah. Bye all. Xxx Pip
p.s. f*ck Columbus XD Nyah ::grin:: You'd need some disinfectant too, if a nasty bastard like Grima crawled around your throne room, blearghhh... Look little Miss angsty, you are NOT my bitch! Stay home and darn your little pant-stealing husband's socks and keep the HELL away from me! MY ERU! ::cough:: Blynk's found a rather disturbing resemblance to an Istari, preferably me-
-in her cousin Syndey. Sydney the Green? O.o Well, I'm off to play poker with that tree-hugging nature boy Radagast and that white-wannabe Olorin. Damn bastard, you won't win this time! Mwahahahaha...
Sincerely yours, YES, SARUMAN, I AM YOUR BITCH!!! MWAHAHAHAAAA!! **coy look** And yes, hobbit, you need to get your ass the hell out of Valinor. What do you think you're doin' there, attending drunken orgies, while I, the great Arwen Undomiel Evenstar, Queen of An--Gondor, dammit, Gondor--sits home and darns Aragorn's socks?! -- Arwen You know, I never truly understood what Gollum meant when he was muttering about "fierce Elveses with bright eyes". But I think I know now. Do not, EVER, go to a party in Valinor. As far as I know, Bilbo and I are the only hobbits here. The rest of the place is overrun with Elves. Now, I don't hold a thing against Elves, they're marvellous people... But they scare the living shazwat out of me when they are sugar-high. Never, ever hang around a soda-drinking elf. I have GOT to get out of this place...O_O ~ Frodo, Who wonders why Sarumans needs disinfectant for the throne room... Hello pathetics. That's what I'm going to call you all from now on. Why? Because I just am, damn you. I like the sound of it, gahhaha... I had a very bizarre dream last night, where Arwen and Eowyn were fighting and saying something like "I'm Saruman's bitch!" "Shut up bitch! I'M his bitch!" "Nuh uh bitch! I'M his bitch and you know it!" I was awfully disturbed, to say the least... O.o' Anywho, I went grocery shopping, and you'll NEVER believe what I found - Tab! Remember that soda that used to be popular in the 80's? Well they actually had some! And on sale for $2.00 too! AND I got the last case *smug look* Couldn't believe my luck... After that, I stopped at Wal-Mart looking for some multi-colored drapes, and some disinfectant for the throne room. It should look very nice once it's all done. Well, that's all I have to report right now, but fear not! I shall bring more so you can hang on my every word later on. Au revoir pathetics! *looks at Arwen, as she has just petted him on the head. Slowly walks away* YOU ARE NOT MY BITCH! *coughs* Goodbye. *bows out*
Sincerely, Hellooooo, everyone! Arwen here! You know, the elf-girl who tried to give that stalker Aragorn the slip for near on 29 years, until DADDY just HAD to MESS EVERYTHING UP?! Well, now I'm not an elf anymore, I'm the Queen of Angst--er, I mean, Gondor. In fact, I'm mortal, and guess what? I'm gonna croak, just like you humans do!! Lalala~! Isn't life wonderful? Now I've got my very own blog...which I share with some other guys and Eowyn keepyourhandsoffmyman COUGH HACK COUGH. **pats Saruman on the head and skips off** -- Arwen Undomiel Evenstar. Hello to all of you pathetic mortals. It is I, Saruman of many colors! Today, I have much to say to you all, and if you don't listen, I'll have Grima eat you. I've never been much of a popular man, but that has never stopped me from doing what I do best. And that is… being me. Yes, I know, I'm pretty cool aren't I? I mean, Saruman the Wise. That's pretty cool eh? Ex-Leader of the White Council, Man of Many Colors, my symbol is the white hand, I had power over orcs, had my own place in Orthanc, almost took over Hobbiton, and I look like Christopher Lee, which I must admit, is pretty darn cool! And I have the nickname Sharkey, which happened to be the name of Blynk's grandpa. And yet through it all, I don't seem to be on the top favorites list of many people! Why is that? Because of Gandalf! I mean, ok, so he was Grey then turned White, he rode Shadowfax, weilded Glamdring, beat up a Balrog, came back to life, and ultimately saved the day. So what? I mean, aren't the evil characters cooler? Don't we always have more fun? I mean, did HE lead a platoon of Orcs? No. Is HE called Gandalf the Wise? No. Did HE have a Coat of Many Colors? So what's the big deal? I mean, I certainly could have done all the stuff he did any day! Instead, I chose to go after the One Ring, and what happens? I get my already worn senior arse kicked and end up getting murdered by my mother f'ing spy. Injustice!!! I am sorry, but they had no right to make me ex-head of the White Council. Because you know what? I really should be the head. But nooooo, that pathetic pseudo-Wise bastard Olorin gets the job instead. Mr. I-love-trees-and-nature-and-midgets-and-all-that-crap-nobody-gives-a-flying-f**k-about!!! He thinks he's so high and mighty, just because he beat up some Balrog in Moria and came back as the White. Bah!!! Well let me tell YOU something Mr. High and Mighty White wannabe! I was WHITE from the beginning! I didn't need to blow up a bridge, get my ARSE kicked, and fall down a hole! NO. I was IT from the very BEGINNNING MISTER! And don't you bloody forget it! My, that felt rather good. Well, that is all you pathetics get for now; feel SPECIAL, Erudamn you! It's not every day Saruman of MANY colors, USED to be WHITE at the BEGINNING, NOT after FALLING in a BIG HOLE, posts in a blog. Goodnight, and don't let the ents trap you in a tower! Tricky plant bastards...
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